Man Jokes...submitted by reader........
1. Avoid cutting yourself when
slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet
seat by using the sink.(If you want to die, that is .....)

3. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.

4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.

5. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.

6. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an
electrical problem.

Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES,
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING,
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.